I had to resist buying this on an impulse. A more studied examination is necessary. For instance, why aren't there more wolves and why don't they glow in the dark? Would the shirt work equally as well at Meijer or Target? What's on the other side of the shirt (reversible clothing is a big bonus for bachelors!).
I'm with exagerated. I'd need a few 100-dollar bills hanging out of my pockets to attract women--even in a spiffy wolf shirt. Then they too would only be looking for meth money or a bail out. On the other hand I might take a chance and get one. I know with no shirt the number of women attracted to my over-stuffed frame is zilch, nadda, none, no one ....
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That was fun reading! And I think I'm going to buy one of those shirts for my husband. :)
You're trying to get rid of him?!?! You do see how this shirt affects all the women who see it, don't you?
I had to resist buying this on an impulse. A more studied examination is necessary. For instance, why aren't there more wolves and why don't they glow in the dark? Would the shirt work equally as well at Meijer or Target? What's on the other side of the shirt (reversible clothing is a big bonus for bachelors!).
And so on.
Mark;
I'm with exagerated. I'd need a few 100-dollar bills hanging out of my pockets to attract women--even in a spiffy wolf shirt. Then they too would only be looking for meth money or a bail out. On the other hand I might take a chance and get one. I know with no shirt the number of women attracted to my over-stuffed frame is zilch, nadda, none, no one ....
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